1. So here’s how my math class works

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    What we learn in class:

    1 + 1

    Homework:

    -55x + 47x

    Test:

    39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)

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  2. yanilavigne:

    Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more, much more!

    After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.

    Girl: Where is he?
    Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
    Girl: What? (She starts crying)
    Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.

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