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When my mom accuses me of something I didn’t do.
And she gives me this look:

And I give her this look:

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So here’s how my math class works
What we learn in class:
1 + 1
Homework:
-55x + 47x
Test:
39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)

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Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet. -






